Song Parodies -> "Norman, Freddy, and Michael"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin, and John"

Original Performer:

"Norman, Freddy, and Michael"

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The Lyrics

Homage to "classic" horror/slasher movies

Has anybody here seen my old friend Norman?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He killed a lot of people,
But he always blamed it on Mom.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Freddy?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He killed a lot of people,
Cause his fingernails were too damn long.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Michael?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He killed a lot of people,
Couldn't see them cause his mask was on wrong.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the doorways that they stood in?
Didn't they try to murder you and me?
And they'll go free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Jason?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the cemetery,
With Norman, Michael and Freddy.

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