A brain flop, so many brain flops
Unseals my cran (ium) ops
Galling and unwise
Calling my demise

When my gaffes beset me, I recall and moan
I would drink beer, puke and pee
But I don’t go in the john
I just flow on the lawn

I cussed, I’m a clod, interbred
Blain seeps, sprawling on my fries
Oh no, it can’t be beer hops
On my hand and my nose and stye

So, I just have brain flops, lift heavy drain tops
I squeal when sprain pops
Lolling on my spry thighs
Crawling, I despise

Oh, I just say aloud what I dread
Jane’s recalling when my fly tries
To show my manhood spear prop
Well she ran, I’m exposed, I’ll die

So, I just have brain flops, here’s Maryjane, cops
They wield hard pain pops
Brawling like some high guys
Mauling gone awry

I peep, appalling
Balling in some pies

I’m creepy, falling, need disguise