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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"Marshmellow World"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Lorna Pitzer

The Lyrics

I've got marshmellow jello in the fridge
It's so surprisingly good, oh
And pumpkin pie
Please no whipped cream fights
Why don't you eat bean casserole

I've got marshmellows with sweet potatoes
It's the taste that brings you to your knees
And the Christmas ham
Some honey and jam
If you don't like it there's some beef

Oh I've got some recipes
close eyes and pick
And so this year
Kebob on a stick
Please eat all the biscuits
Find the ketchup
Pineapple is near the cups

And you think that the cranberry's yucky
Well there's a lot of other stuff
There's some pecan pie
Potatoes, oh my
The stuffing that dreams are made of

Got all the stuff cooking to a simmer
Get the salt and the pepper to taste
And lemon zest
Oh it's just the best
And stuff for the turkey to baste

We'll end up with lots of leftovers
Including interesting hambone soup
An aquired taste
Go and feed your face
Food here for everyone's liking

You won't find any mushrooms
Or artichokes
Wash the food down
With pepsi or coke

Try to give peas a chance
Or just eat corn
Nice plates, cups, mats, not worn

I got yum yummy mints on the table
Planters nuts if you feel so inclined
Let your belt a notch
Recipe won't botch
And then watch tv and recline
You'll feel so good once you have dined
Eat my stuff and you'll be feeling fine

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