"Covfefe", uh-oh
'cho jefe es muy loco
More mindless tweets from the clown
Who hasn't quite got spelling down
It's just smoke that he blows and very little knows cuz
He tweets with no thought or design
He engenders confusion in staff who are losin' their minds
He can't get it together because he's the untethered kind

"Covfefe", uh-oh
What a mess way, his tweet lingo
We wonder, what is the meaning?
Need a linguistic debriefing
Well, perhaps I can turn it into a pseudo Seuss bit
With a character called "Covfefe", often in a snit

Covfefe, Covfefe, so messy
Reason-bereft he
With each tweet task, he makes us ask
What exactly meant he?
So messy, uh-oh
What meant he? Nobody knows
The dude is rude with bad 'tude
And lewd when he's hewed to the pude
Is what he means obscene?
What's seen with peepers in his bean?
Hell, easy to tell he can't spell well
His spelling ain't gelling
when he tries telling something compelling
His short fingers are "yelling"
Repelling some that he tries selling
Mo' net, he, uh-oh
Kinda hefty, grow-grow-grow-grow
Dude's moods can get pretty skewed
Ain't ludes that make dudes so rude
"Dude"'s Duce with C removed
With D put where the C moved