When the foot is applied
To a golf ball that lies
That's-a foul play
When, in Poker, some swine
Has a hand of five nines
That's-a foul play

‘Ponents think
Something here that stinks
Then they’re on the brink
And they’re starting to yell-a
Ref will say
“Didn’t see it, hey
Just go back and play”
And you’ll think “stupid fella”

When there’s studs raked on shin
By defender that grins
That's-a foul play
When they’ve shredded complete
Parachute at jump meet, out of luck...
When the whole football team
Says your girl likes whipped cream, its-a bad day
Guarantee, you’ll agree
Drowning in love’s debris, that's-a foul play

When that referee guy
Lets a hand-ball go by, he is blind, hey?

That's-a foul play

When in football, that flag’s
Dropped by umpire, no gag, that's-a foul play

That's-a foul play

‘Ponents think
Something here that stinks
Then they’re on the brink
And they’re starting to yell-a
Really yell, really yell-a
Ref will say
“Didn’t see it, hey
Just go back and play”
You’re enraged: “Bloody hell-a”

Must rebel-a

When that dart’s thrown at head
Not the board, and you’re dead
That's-a foul play (can’t be down-played)
To enhance your defeat
Well you found that they cheat, you’re a dud...
If in pits, you roar past
Well, you know that they’ll black flag your arse, hey?
Guarantee, you’ll agree
All above that you see, that's-a foul play