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Song Parodies -> "Witch Dentist"
Original Song Title:
"Witch Doctor"
Original Performer:
David Seville (Ross Bagdasarian, Sr.)
Parody Song Title:
"Witch Dentist"
Parody Written by:
Wild Child JIN
The Lyrics
Nothing better than a trip to the dentist office... ALIVN!! LOL!! :-D
I saw the witch dentist
I had an aching tooth
I told the witch dentist
Even if he was uncouth
And then the witch dentist
He said “I should crown you”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
I told the witch dentist
As he stirred his brew
I told the witch dentist
You didn’t fix me right
And then the witch dentist
He gave me this advice.
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
chorus...repeat x4
I haven’t been brushing my teeth
Since when I was a toddler
And i'll admit it wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A dentist that ain’t much wiser
And he taught me his way to take them apart
And then the witch dentist
He said “you have tooth decay”
And then the witch dentist
He said “look at these cavities”
“I know that you'll back again
When you get gum disease.”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
I haven’t been brushing my teeth
Since when I was a toddler
And i'll admit it wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A dentist that ain’t much wiser
And he taught me his way to take them apart
And then the witch dentist
He told me “please hold still”
My friend the witch dentist
He said “got this cavity to fill”
“You think you’re in pain now
Just wait till ya’ get my bill.”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
I had an aching tooth
I told the witch dentist
Even if he was uncouth
And then the witch dentist
He said “I should crown you”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
I told the witch dentist
As he stirred his brew
I told the witch dentist
You didn’t fix me right
And then the witch dentist
He gave me this advice.
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
chorus...repeat x4
I haven’t been brushing my teeth
Since when I was a toddler
And i'll admit it wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A dentist that ain’t much wiser
And he taught me his way to take them apart
And then the witch dentist
He said “you have tooth decay”
And then the witch dentist
He said “look at these cavities”
“I know that you'll back again
When you get gum disease.”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
I haven’t been brushing my teeth
Since when I was a toddler
And i'll admit it wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A dentist that ain’t much wiser
And he taught me his way to take them apart
And then the witch dentist
He told me “please hold still”
My friend the witch dentist
He said “got this cavity to fill”
“You think you’re in pain now
Just wait till ya’ get my bill.”
He said open
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
Ooo! eek!,ooo! ow! ow! ouch! ouch!
ooch! ooch!, ouch! ouch!
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Good job. Ross Bagdarisian also wrote and played harpsichord on Rosemary Clooney's hit "Come-ona My House". ;D
Great and that's the tooth! 555 fillings
Wow, another dental parody! Filling 5 bicuspids, 5 molars, and 5 incisors with this one!!
he he
Thanks everyone! This parody makes me laugh too, more than a whole warehouse of leaking nitrous-oxide (laughing gas) tanks would. ;-D
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