His name's Abe, Mudo-okon schmuck
Works all day, which ki-inda sucks
But he is a slave, he can't complain that mu-uch (meh)
RuptureFarms is whe-ere he's stuck (with the other slaves)
They make meat products, wi-ith a rub (one slight hitch, true)
Seems that genocide drains resources for good (so, what then?)

They decide to ma-ake Mudokon Pops
Resell their butchered sla-a-a-aves
Doesn't seem smart in the long run, but who ca-a-ares?
It starts the plot for this classic game, so the-e-ere
So Abe needs to ge-et right outta Dodge
Traverse the fact'ry floo-oo-oo-oors
But he can't just leave alone, there's way more to this ga-a-ame
There's a whole lot of Mudokon slaves to sa-a-a-ave

Well, this game's half-stealth and half-platformer
Mood is rather grim
But if it suits you, press a button and Abe toots

It was hard enough to get outsi-i-ide
With the patrolling Sli-i-i-igs
Abe learns from Big Face that back there, he must go-o
To restore the ruined land's natural flo-o-o-ow

Message here is very strong
That overfarming's very wrong
And if they stick with their plot
Possess them and blow them up
It makes sense, but not by much

I know there's more games in this franchise, but that's
For another time
I'll just continue making Abe and his friends toot