Song Parodies -> "Sixto Lezcano"

Original Song Title:

"Van Lingle Mungo"

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Original Performer:

"Sixto Lezcano"

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The Lyrics

Did you know that Dave Frishberg also wrote "I'm Just a Bill" from "Schoolhouse Rock"? As he did for "Van Lingle Mungo," I filled this out with names of ballplayers from my youth.

(instrumental opening)

Bombo Rivera.
Don Aase.
Terry Puhl
Wilbur Wood
and Sid Monge.

Sweet Lou Piniella.
Sixto Lezcano!

Vic Davalillo.
Pete LaCock.
Willie Montanez
and Bill Madlock.

Mark Lemongello.
Sixto Lezcano!

Pedro Guerrero!
Warren Cromartie!
Freddie Patek
and Bill Nahorodny!
Bruce Bochte!

Butch Wynegar
and Rudy May.
Bob Boone
and Miguel Dilone.

John Wockenfuss
and Carlton Fisk.
Dan Schatzeder
and Richie Zisk.

John Montefusco.
Sixto Lezcano!

Pedro Guerrero!
Warren Cromartie!
Freddie Patek
and Bill Nahorodny!
Bruce Bochte!

Mike Jorgensen.
Pete Vuckovich.
Pedro Borbon
and Mark Fidrych.

Ken Landreaux.
Brian Asselstine.
Rob Wilfong.
Ellis Valentine.

Ed Figueroa.
Bob Apodaca.
Biff Pocoroba!

Sixto Lez--

Sixto Lezcano!

(instrumental fadeout)

My big regret is that I couldn't rhyme "John Wockenfuss." And, like Dave Frishberg, I used only two words that weren't ballplayers' names: "And" and, in place of "Big" for Johnny Mize, "Sweet" for Lou Piniella.

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