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Song Parodies -> "Wife on Wife"
Original Song Title:
"White on White"
Original Performer:
Danny Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Wife on Wife"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
For a similar theme, check out Tommy Turtle’s Girl on Girl
Wife on wife, Grace on Katherine,
Blue satin sheets upon which they splay.
Wife on wife, Grace ’neath Katherine;
These wicked angels are married, Saphically stray.
They are snubbing their wedding vows
As they now tag-team.
They aren’t doing bonely love—
You know what I mean!
I’ve been dreaming of this day
And how prowed I’d be,
’cause they like gawkin’, and so I’ll
Be right around there to see
Wife on wife, Grace prong Katherine,
Blue-steel appliance of double A’s.
Wife on wife, Grace “schlongs” Katherine;
These dickless angels are getting mannèd in play.
I am gazing at kissing brides—
What a lovely view!
Standing there with thoughts impure,
Eyeing these dames as they woo.
I cannot hold back my leer
At this fine display.
Then I’m bedonging to myself,
And the organ starts to play!
Wives not live, gazed-on passion—
Blue movie watchin’ is my forte.
Wife, god! wife!! strays in; pantin’
I, grapplin’ handle—
She’ll file for ending our marriage today.
Blue satin sheets upon which they splay.
Wife on wife, Grace ’neath Katherine;
These wicked angels are married, Saphically stray.
They are snubbing their wedding vows
As they now tag-team.
They aren’t doing bonely love—
You know what I mean!
I’ve been dreaming of this day
And how prowed I’d be,
’cause they like gawkin’, and so I’ll
Be right around there to see
Wife on wife, Grace prong Katherine,
Blue-steel appliance of double A’s.
Wife on wife, Grace “schlongs” Katherine;
These dickless angels are getting mannèd in play.
I am gazing at kissing brides—
What a lovely view!
Standing there with thoughts impure,
Eyeing these dames as they woo.
I cannot hold back my leer
At this fine display.
Then I’m bedonging to myself,
And the organ starts to play!
Wives not live, gazed-on passion—
Blue movie watchin’ is my forte.
Wife, god! wife!! strays in; pantin’
I, grapplin’ handle—
She’ll file for ending our marriage today.
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