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Song Parodies -> "The GasLight 5"
Original Song Title:
"Alley Oop"
Original Performer:
Dallas Frazier
Parody Song Title:
"The GasLight 5"
Parody Written by:
aroT
The Lyrics
There’s a man in the newsy papers we all know
He lives in his own reality show
He don’t heed nothin’ but his brand ‘a truth
Well this cat’s name is I-Won HUGE
He got a lawyer that’s a protectin’ kind’a guy-uh
And he will mess with your mind while his pants are on fi-ruh
He got a lotta’ stories and a giant person-ah
All to keep his name in big medi-ah
He’s the boldest man there is alive
Tellin’ tales that are super-size
He’s the king of the GasLight Five*
Lis’nat ‘range man sing!!
He flies up in the sky sayin’ stuff he don’t mean
Darin’ any one to make him come clean
His fans all think that he’s a fine feller
Now they’ve branded him as their laureate story teller
He’s the boldest man there is alive
Curbin’ stories that he denies
He’s the king of the GasLight Five*
Lis’nat ‘range man sing!!
Thar he blows, listen that ‘range man blow
He sure is lip ain’t he?
Like who’s fact-checking?
He’s too much
Snow, baby, snow
Hi-ho the mis-lead-uh
Blow, baby, blow
Fool ‘em, man
Like fibsville
* the GasLight-5 ; rood-E, shuka-B, kel-E, hammi-T, cor-E
He lives in his own reality show
He don’t heed nothin’ but his brand ‘a truth
Well this cat’s name is I-Won HUGE
He got a lawyer that’s a protectin’ kind’a guy-uh
And he will mess with your mind while his pants are on fi-ruh
He got a lotta’ stories and a giant person-ah
All to keep his name in big medi-ah
He’s the boldest man there is alive
Tellin’ tales that are super-size
He’s the king of the GasLight Five*
Lis’nat ‘range man sing!!
He flies up in the sky sayin’ stuff he don’t mean
Darin’ any one to make him come clean
His fans all think that he’s a fine feller
Now they’ve branded him as their laureate story teller
He’s the boldest man there is alive
Curbin’ stories that he denies
He’s the king of the GasLight Five*
Lis’nat ‘range man sing!!
Thar he blows, listen that ‘range man blow
He sure is lip ain’t he?
Like who’s fact-checking?
He’s too much
Snow, baby, snow
Hi-ho the mis-lead-uh
Blow, baby, blow
Fool ‘em, man
Like fibsville
* the GasLight-5 ; rood-E, shuka-B, kel-E, hammi-T, cor-E
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