i once caught a flounder
i watched the out of towners
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell
i pissed in a water fountain
once or twice but whose count'n
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell

cold hot i fear you not
all you ever do is sit around & smoke your pot
i'm josh reed come back to beat your ass & take your weed.
never know if i'm alive or dead
all i got is a bunch of hot air fill'n up my head
hey fred
come over here & lets talk about all that sh*t you said
i went to bed & broke my leg
the drugs i do makes me levitate
it seems to me like a twist of fait
wonder if i'll ever have a normal life agin
i'm so constipated i wander if i'll ever be able to take a crap agin.
cows cows hey look at the cows
i said look at the cows
all the girls is always askin how
i'm talk'n now so shut your mouth
this aint no joke now hit the ground
i aint me no more it's all this sh*t i found
help i've come unwound
beter sit on the couch befre i be passin out

shut man your talk'n dumb
come on
or i'll squish you like a leprechaun
hey josh were you at you was just here but now your gone
i'm right here dawg flippin the switch turnnin all the lights on
your act'n dumb dumb oh my god here it comes
hey wanna try to swallow my tounge
dumb ass you need sent back to the funny farm
hey man wait till you get home before you start beat'n off
dude you aint right
man i'd try to skrew a tree if i thought it help make tiffany like me.
it feels like i just got punched in the gut
maybe you should start to wear a cup they come in mayny colors like red, yellow, blue, & green
man your messed up in the head just like me

i once caught a flounder
i watched the out of towners
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell
i pissed in a water fountain
once or twice but whose count'n
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell


there aint no mind as perverted as mine i'm one of a kind my name is josh & i'm not the guy you thought i was of course you'd be crazy to if the voices in your head was as hateful as mine

flip flop i pop the top
the top is poped to get where i'm going should i run or walk
my nose starts to burn cause i'm snort'n salt
the voice's made me do it so it aint my fault
i cant see the hole so i close my eyes & let it flow
i got bored & tried to drown my selfe in a glass of coke.
this aint no joke i realy think that soon i'll choke
i'm about to lose my mind & i cant remeber all the words i spoke
i get so bored that just start blowin smoke

i just broke one of those knees of mine
i think it hurts but the doctor says
"oh you'll be just fine"
maybe it'll feel better if i smoke some crack
i don't know if that is to good of an idea thought cause last time i tried i passed out &
woke up on a railroad track.
i'm start'n to loose my hair thats why i wear a cap
how many of yall ever seen a bald man rap

i go up to big bad biker man & say hey dude you got a nice rack
i aint scared i just hope my buddies got my back

well now you'll know what happened if i come back with eye's thats black & blue
if the cops ask'll just blame the whole thing on you

i aint shy i just aint got nothin nice to say to you & if you dont understand that maybe you can read my sign language

i once caught a flounder
i watched the out of towners
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell
i pissed in a water fountain
once or twice but whose count'n
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell

i'm tried of all these fags that say "it's ok to be gay"
it's not ok & it never will be
all i ever wanted to be was me now ever one say's i'm try'n to be just like eminem well i say skrew eminem & his butt buddy slim annis
you don't see me runn'n around say'n "look at me over here i got hiv"

i once caught a flounder
i watched the out of towners
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell
i pissed in a water fountain
once or twice but whose count'n
but nothin tastes quite like a shotgun shell

there aint no mind as perverted as mine i'm one of a kind my name is josh & i'm not the guy you thought i was of course you'd be crazy to if the voices in your head was as hateful as mine