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Song Parodies -> "Almost Cut the Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"Almost Cut My Hair"
Original Performer:
CSN
Parody Song Title:
"Almost Cut the Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Almost cut the cheese
I almost made a stinky fog
I had to hold it long
I could'a said it was the dog
But I didn't, I'm a classy guy
I really wanted to let one fly
Cause I felt
I was holding
A gas gun
Must be cause I had those beans for dinner
And I put away those ten Buds
It increased my gut tumescence
Like when I downed those twenty Rolaids and made intestinal suds
But I'm not giving in an inch to gas
Cause I promised myself this time
I felt
I am holding
A spray gun
When I finally clamped my buns together
And from the open window you could smell the heather
And I found place to fire my load
And that toilet seat did explode
I felt
I was holding
A time bomb
I almost made a stinky fog
I had to hold it long
I could'a said it was the dog
But I didn't, I'm a classy guy
I really wanted to let one fly
Cause I felt
I was holding
A gas gun
Must be cause I had those beans for dinner
And I put away those ten Buds
It increased my gut tumescence
Like when I downed those twenty Rolaids and made intestinal suds
But I'm not giving in an inch to gas
Cause I promised myself this time
I felt
I am holding
A spray gun
When I finally clamped my buns together
And from the open window you could smell the heather
And I found place to fire my load
And that toilet seat did explode
I felt
I was holding
A time bomb
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Betchya feel better after letting this one rip.
This is from the "Deja Poo" album, isn't it, Rick? 5's ~ ~ ~
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. That's what keeps Neil young. 555
5s for "gut tumescence" and "intestinal suds."
Funniest thing I've seen on this site yet.
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