Stills:
If they're served to me, I will eat a bunch
Cause that is something every meal everywhere
Comes with the same sandwich
Crosby:
I can see by your bag my friend
You are a Pringles man
There's just one thing I got to know
Can you ever eat just one?
Stills:
Say, can I have some of your crisp Doritos?
Crosby:
Yes I've been eating them for six or seven hours now
Yes, and I've thrown up once
Stills:
Probably make us both real fat...

Tater chips, in the deli, calling me, (they're cheesy)
Cheesy, you know that they're too much calories
Ruffled ridges, salted, garlic, "Lays" it be
Talkin' while stuffin' me, they're greasy......

Salsa dips are what we like to try
All we can do is sit on the couch, oh my
Stare at football while our life goes by
We are feeding- we don't need much

Go take your sister down to the store
They're addictive we want some more
Our stomachs do not yet quite reach the floor
We are feeding- we don't need much

Stills and Crosby:
Then we break wind, blowin' warm
Out of the bowels over the cushions
Guess I get a beer and go....