you...who have spawned a load
must have a code
that they all live by
when you...become incensed
don't get all tense
just let your fists fly

beat...your children well
their father's belt
makes them go "oh my "
they'll heed...you need not scream
they don't want licks
when papa goes by

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"

and they'll....have tender rears
poor little dears
see how the blood flies
they'll be...respectful youths
you'll get the truth
and there'll be no lies

beat...your children well
and give them hell
don't be a good guy
you need...to let off steam
you wanna kick ?
just let that foot fly

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"