Well, I got up in the mornin,
Clock made my ear drums ring
And then I march out to the table
I could not see a thing
Ain't no food up in the closets
And no bacon in the pan.
Well we better grab our coats, peeps.
'n' now you're gonna hear my plan.

Get a Subway special, this time it's on me,
Get a Subway special, ' think you'd all agree
Get a Subway special, light in fat, you see?
Get a Subway special, free choice of salad and choice o' cheese

Wonder to the counter,
Guy ask us what we would want.
He don't look like he really cares,
he acts nonchalant.
I put my hand on his shoulder,
While I tell him my demand:
I want the Sub O' The Day,
I hope you understand

Give the Subway special, lots and lots of cheese
Gimme todays special, tell it's still on please
Gimme todays special, Hope it's not veggie
Gimme todays special, hope it's the chicken teriyaki

He takes buns from the oven,
Ooh, freshly baked for tonight.
Start twiddlin my fingers,
I wonder what delite's, today
Boy grabs a veggie patty,
and he lays it on the bun
The next thing I know is,
No meat and there's no fun

Stupid daily special, not worth the money
Stupid Subway special, damn I hate veggie
Stupid daily special, had to be veggie,
God damn Subway special, why not the chicken teriyaki?

I hate Subways special, I could not believe
Dumb ass daily special, had to be veggie
I hate daily special, what will I now eat?
God damn Subways special, not even a slice o' english cheese