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Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Hilarious, Adagio. 5 5 5

Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

well i thought it was funny - I liked you keeping "cleaned a lot of plates in memphis" - makes more sense in the parody - 555

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Dee and Stuart! It was a fun one to write.

Stuart, that 'cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis' fell in just the right spot and DID make sense, more sense than what I would have come up with.

Kristof Robertson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

You're on a "roll" today, Adagio! 555

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Kristof! Is that "roll" on her or a roll to be eaten? lol

Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio, had me LOL on this one, great stuff(ing)...5's

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a lot, Paul!

alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

here's a parody with meat on its bones...love it...5s

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin!

Diddims - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Now here's a woman who's living! Why should ladies starve themselves to look pretty? Full-figured women are what I call "real women". "Big hips keep on churnin' Stout Mary keeps on comin' Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver." Mah-volous! Very cute!

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe...thnx, diddims!

Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

When you wrote this, were you sitting around the house? It's very hard to go wrong with a fat/overeating parody, and we're just eating this one up.

Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Michael

Susanna Viljanen - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment

And then I contemplated myself on my "The Boxer" parody "I was such a fatso with ten kilos had to go..." Yup, I know what it was to be overweight (but not obese, though). This is a very stinging parody. Since obesity is a problem all around the Western world, and since 60% of American youth are overweight, this song gives some food for thought. Slight overweight does not harm (actually, for a woman it gives some figure), but severe obesity is unhealthy and makes you prone to arterial diseases and diabetes.

Adagio - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment

You are right, Susanna, there are risks with obesity. I certainly wasn't endorsing her obesity. This is an acceptable way to 'get it out of our system' since we are limited in the kind of parody we do.

Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment

"When she backs up every minute she's beepin' " ..... LOL!!! 5's

Adagio - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Great humour and I'm always a fan of internal rhyming for each sentence. 555lbs.

Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Luke!

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM). 555 pills of Simvastatin and Lipitor for you.

Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks K1 !!

Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job! Once again, DKTOS, but i like the imagery!

Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Someone gave this lady a VCR for Christmas last year. She opened, she looked and declared. Oh how cute a pager. This was PHAT.

Can't believe I missed this but then I did miss pretty much the entire first half of October on amiright.

Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Loved it yet again, Adagio. And I think ASh needs to be renamed DKTOS! :-)

Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Ash, Guy and Kristof!

Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment

One of my judgements for a great parody is this. I try to do it. I fail. Someone else does it and I say "Of course! I wish I'd thought of that!" But I didn't, and now I don't have to. 555

Adagio - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick!

Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Heap big fun

Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) LOL!

Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agri and Melhi.

Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment

I too liked the "cleaned a lot of plates" part. Also the "beepin'" part. Well done.

Tim Hall - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Attention Lane Bryant shoppers!

Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude and Tim!

Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM--I have to agree that the plate cleaning line was the best...

big and byootiful - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment

oh, so you like to make fun of fat people? that is realy great. glad everyone luaghed so much, but i don't think that's a very Christian thing to do.

Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Adagio - I was going to repeat my respect for your retention of "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis" then I saw I said it last time!

I hate it when I pinch my own comments...

Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Stuart.

John Jenkins - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

For me, the "could never see her other side, what a pity" line was best. Well done, Adagio.

Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks John J.

martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

very funny parody of a superb song .. but I can see why it could cause offence... but if you took all of the songs off this website that could offend someone.......

Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks martha!! And I agree with what you said. (Just can't figure out why this fat song is more offensive than the ..oh...thousands that have appeared here. A clue anyone?)

Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above!

Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny, be it fat or thin, no matter. Good 'parody'...

Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM...see above vote and comment..funny as hell..5's

Adagio - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Peregrin and thanks again Dee and Johnny.

Spaff.com - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow, I actually understood this one. (Must be from inhaling that stuff on my beignets.) I particularly like the beepin' and Memphis/New Orleans lines.

2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I was wondering where that beeping sound came from so early. "She'll take your fridge and be happy to forgive." Heh heh. Nice one Adagio.

Adagio - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff and 2nz :-)

Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Liked the beeping line also.

Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Meriadoc!

Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) - See my earlier comment - this is really good!

Adagio - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul

Red Ant - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment

This is hilarious and obviously paced very well. I think perhaps varying the chorus a bit might have been better, maybe something like "Pig squeals like she's runting/Stout Mary's food a-hunting" for even more over the top absurd, but that may have drawn lower votes. I dunno, just thinking. Oh, 5s. ;-)

Adagio - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jack.

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