(instrumental intro)

I hear a bad song playing.
I hear trouble on the way.
I hear bad singer braying.
I hear glop called "Friday."

Don't go on YouTube.
You're gonna think you're screwed.
There's a bad song on the play.

I hear Sean Paul's awful rapping.
I hope the end is coming soon.
I hear mon-o-ton-ous crapping.
I hate his every single tune.

Don't play single, sucks.
A waste of your three bucks.
There's a bad song on the play.

Oy vey.

(instrumental break)

Gaga, I don't want to hear it.
Kesha, it makes me want to die.
Far East Movement stinks on merit.
One eye, and other, too, will cry.

Well, don't play radio.
It's gonna suck, you know.
There's a bad song on the play.

Yeah, don't go out tonight.
These songs will give you fright.
There's a bad song on the play.