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Song Parodies -> "Rubik's Cube"
Original Song Title:
"Susie-Q"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Rubik's Cube"
Parody Written by:
Harry
The Lyrics
I could never (well, maybe once after about six months) solve the puzzle.
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Oh Rubik’s Cube!
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Baby I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
I fight all day to solve, I fight all day to solve;
I fight all day to solve, I fight all day to solve; Rubik’s Cube.
Hell, (the) way it’s cruel, I’m fooled; Hell, (the) way it’s cruel, I’m fooled.
Hell, I’m fooled, it’s true, you always leave me blue, Rubik’s Cube.
Hell, way past my bedtime, Headache that rules my mind,
Hell, ways that fool my mind, Brain tease! wasted time, Rubik’s Cube.
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Oh, Rubik’s Cube,
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Brain Tease! I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
I fight all day to solve, I let my day dissolve,
I even paid to solve, I throw you (a)‘way and walk, stupid cube.
Oh Rubik’s Cube, Doh! Rubik’s Cube,
Oh Stupid Cube, Brain tease--I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Baby I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
I fight all day to solve, I fight all day to solve;
I fight all day to solve, I fight all day to solve; Rubik’s Cube.
Hell, (the) way it’s cruel, I’m fooled; Hell, (the) way it’s cruel, I’m fooled.
Hell, I’m fooled, it’s true, you always leave me blue, Rubik’s Cube.
Hell, way past my bedtime, Headache that rules my mind,
Hell, ways that fool my mind, Brain tease! wasted time, Rubik’s Cube.
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Oh, Rubik’s Cube,
Oh, Rubik’s Cube, Brain Tease! I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
I fight all day to solve, I let my day dissolve,
I even paid to solve, I throw you (a)‘way and walk, stupid cube.
Oh Rubik’s Cube, Doh! Rubik’s Cube,
Oh Stupid Cube, Brain tease--I hate you, Rubik’s Cube.
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Hah! I had one for more than 25 years and never could solve it. You can google Rubik's Cube and find a website that shows you how to do it.
CCR Rules! Somehow it seems John Fogarty was singing these lyrics already and we're just now seeing them.
Best title for this OS ever.
Thanks, 2Eagle; Jim; Red Ant. 2 Eagle: I don't know where mine is--I think it went to a local thrift shop over twenty years ago. Jim: It'd be awesome to see John do this in concert.
Colored squares can hypnotize, leaving you with bloodshot eyes! Wait, that's the Guess Who, not CCR... but it makes your point all the more! Solved in 5 moves.
Love the comment, Michael! Thanks.
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