Just got home from squeezin’ tit, cleanin’ up the cow s**t
Got to bale hay, get the grain from the porch
Regurgitation sets in, cuds they are a-chewin
Moo, moo, moo, hearin’ from my barn door

There’s a Guernsey that’s amazin’, who moos while she’s a grazin’
Look at all those bovine creatures munching up the lawn
When all my crops I’m hoein’, listenin’ to them lowin’
Moo, moo, moo, hearin’ from my barn door

Louder than ten elephants, those heifers won’t shut up
Cannot go inside, eardrums goin’ boom
Boomity-boom
It’s my crappy mission, farmer life condition
Moo, moo, moo, hearin’ from my barn door

Solo by Cowlos Santana

Louder than ten elephants, those heifers won’t shut up
Cannot go inside, eardrums goin’ boom
Boomity-boom
Hamburger tomorrow, brand them all like Zorro
Moo, moo, moo, hearin’ from my barn door

Now they all will go away, it’s a farmer’s payday
Look at all the stupid creatures goin’ up the ramp
There they go a-saunter, in the mill for slaughter
Moo, moo, moo, I will hear them no more