Young lady, I can't believe what you just said
You give me no choice but to spank your hiney red
And if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
'Cause you go over my knee the moment that you swear

Think you can use dirty words? Well, I say "Nope!"
Each time you foul it, your mouth is getting soaped
And if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
You're going over my knee the moment that you swear

You're not gonna talk that way in front of me-ee-ee
Think it's a joke? Just try me and you'll see-ee-ee-ee-ee
And if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
You're going over my knee the moment that you swear

Nose in the corner, with that bar in your mouth!
It's what's gonna happen each time your language goes south
And if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
You're going over my knee the moment that you swear

Young lady, I expect better manners out of you-ou-ou
Keep it up, and you know just what I'll do-oo-oo-oo-oo
And if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
You're going over my knee the moment that you swear

(instrumental interlude)

Yes, if you don't come back here right now, you're getting it on the bare
'Cause you go--over--my--knee--the moment--that--you--swear
You're gonna get it--each--time--you--swear