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Song Parodies -> "Commiserations"
Original Song Title:
"Congratulations"
Original Performer:
Cliff Richard
Parody Song Title:
"Commiserations"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
COMMISERATIONS
Commiserations.
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
Who would have thought that you who is always so athletic.
Would end up saddled with someone who is so pathetic?
And I’ve got no excuse; I’ve always been this lazy.
I’m also crazy.
I pity you so.
Commiserations
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
You knew at once that there was no chance of compensation.
And I just wondered what you would do in your frustration.
So how surprised I was when you turned round this morning,
And without warning
Said I had to stay.
Commiserations
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
Commiserations.
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
Who would have thought that you who is always so athletic.
Would end up saddled with someone who is so pathetic?
And I’ve got no excuse; I’ve always been this lazy.
I’m also crazy.
I pity you so.
Commiserations
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
You knew at once that there was no chance of compensation.
And I just wondered what you would do in your frustration.
So how surprised I was when you turned round this morning,
And without warning
Said I had to stay.
Commiserations
Your aspirations
Were finding someone who could work so tirelessly.
Commiserations.
Your expectations
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
Fell flat when you found out that you were stuck with me.
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