Playing along in Monopoly.
My baby's the banker here, not me.
Trying to get me around the board.
And every railroad do I hoard.
Movin' my top hat to and fro.
I got to land on the space called Go.

Playing along in Monopoly.
My baby bought a utility.
The other guys have hotels, the jerks.
But you can't build them on Water Works.
She moves the thimble to and fro.
I got to land on the space called Go.

(guitar break)

Finally passed the space called Go.
Collect two hundred bucks, but no mo'.
Of all the players, I'm the best.
But I land next on Community Chest.
Can you imagine my profane talk?
The card said, "Advance to Boardwalk!"

Playing along with awful news!
Two thousand smackers, now I'll lose!
The rest of the game I held a grudge.
But then my baby gave me a nudge.
Lickin' her lips so nice and slow.
So off to the bedroom we did Go!

(guitar ending)