We love our little Johnny, he's just two years old
He gets in a lotta' mischief, kinda' naughty bold
Keeps teasin' his sister when she's bein' good
A normal active boy, so that's understood
Addicted huggie junkie, can't afford all these
We bought a new potty chair, gonna' train till he pees
(We're singin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..

Want no more waddle 'round the house in a saggy sack
We bought him toddler briefs off the Walmart rack
He's excited with his underwear, now, bless his heart
Hopin' he'll cooperate..and do his part
With a cheer, we yell, "C'mon give us squirts!"
Want the thrill of vict'ry... wide world of spurts..
(We're Singin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..

Sounds like a little trickle, so we turn around
And start right in applaudin' 'cause we know that sound
Johnny's got the biggest smile on his face
We pick him up and squeeze him in a tight embrace
Never spoke before, could only yell and squawk
So proud of his pee pee, he's just gotta' talk,
(He's sayin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..