Song Parodies -> "Limbaugh Schlock"

Original Song Title:

"Limbo Rock"

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Original Performer:

"Limbaugh Schlock"

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The Lyrics

This big nasty tub of lard is a disgrace to the radio, to the country and to mankind in general. Anyone reading this who considers themselves a "dittohead" (Rush fan) is actually a ^%$#@ airhead! Let's run this dirtbag off the airwaves. We got rid of Glenn Beck, we can get rid of Rush Limbaugh too.

When Rush Limbaugh calls a girl
a slut, they cheer in Limbaugh's world
Listen to the Limbaugh schlock
He's on from 12 to 3 o'clock

Rush be a nimble-minded prick
Rush say things that make you sick
Every day at 12 o'clock
Listen to Rush Limbaugh shock.....

Limbaugh's a lowlife now!
Limbaugh's a lowlife now!
How low can he go?

When Rush starts to feel the heat,
(He) toss the base some more "red meat"
Limbaugh really ought to be
strung up from a maple tree

Rush be a nimble-minded prick
Rush say things that make you sick
Every day at 12 o'clock
Listen to the Limbaugh crock

Blah, blah, blah......blah-blah-blah
He will bad-mouth Obama
He would bad mouth Sha-na-na
Even trash his own Grandma
Rush is big and fat, ha-ha
Prob'ly needs a Viagra
A disgrace to America
Rush goes: "blah...blah, blah blah"

Things he said about that girl
would make Jeffrey Dahmer hurl
He called her a bimbo slut
We should kick Rush Limbaugh's butt

Rush be nothing but a dick
Had enough of Limbaugh's schtick
Turn it off at 12 o'clock
No more Rush Limbaugh schlock

Put bomb in Limbaugh's car!
This time he's gone too far
How low can he go?

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Rush - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

It's true, I am a disgusting POS.

Patrick - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Are you advocating violence?

New World Man - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

To me "Rush" means an innovative 3 man band from Canada. Rubbish Limberger and his type have hijacked AM radio and sown the seeds of ignorance, hate and violence for about 2 decades - that's too long. Egotistical butt-wipes like him are a social disease.

Callmelennie - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

So what's your opinion of Bill Maher calling Sarah Palin a dumb c#nt? That must really have you seeing red

New World Man - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

What Bill Maher said about Sarah Palin is an observation - a FACT, not a joke or a parody. All the stupid posing, hypocracy and lies, and the idiotic remarks she has stated have revealed her true colors more than that obsessive dirt-dishing book writer ever could. BTW, during Christmas season last year at a Kroger supermarket I saw several copies of Sarah's first piece of pulp marked down to $7.00! Her famous 15 minutes are so up up up up UUUPPP!

Jeff in Richmond VA - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Sarah Palin EARNED her comments. She has spouted off as bad as Limbaugh sometimes. All Sandra Fluke did was testify before Congress about women's health.

Callmelennie - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment

Sandra Fluke lied to Congress about how much it cost to get contraceptives. There's been some fact checking done, Jeff. You can go to a nearby Target and get a 28 day supply of Sprintec for $9. So she basically overstated the cost by 1000% There are also five Planned Parenthood sites within a 2 mile radius of Georgetown Law Center where they dispense contraceptives like candy. Moreover, Sandra Fluke is not some coed in her early twenties, but a 30 year old proffesional abortion rights activist that has been at this for 12 years. Facts are coming out, Jeff. I think you liberals better drop the whole thing PDQ

Patrick - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment

President Charles de Gaulle of France was once asked why the French government didn't pay for contraceptives (at least in his day). He said that the state did not buy people tickets to the theater or sporting events, so why should it pay for their other entertainment. I had no idea what birth control pills cost, but if we are using insurance money to buy $9 a month supplies, it's no wonder health insurance is becoming increasingly out of reach.

Jeff in Richmond VA - March 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Idiots! She wasn't lamenting the pill for contraceptive use. Are you all that stupid? (of course you are...you're Republicans!) Don't you know that the pill is used for other reasons besides "making whoopee"? Certain Rx versions of it have medicinal use as well. My first wife and another old girlfriend both had Endometriosis and had to take the pill for that....and would have STILL had to take it even if I were sterile!!

Sterile Liberals: It's a Good Thing - March 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Too bad 'lil Jeffy isn't sterile. Between free contraceptives, abortion, and having sperm as stupid and unmotivated as a liberal, socialist spawn should be an endangered species soon. You gotta love how libtards rationalize lefty name-calling and vitriol against female politicians and female media types, yet get their frilly pink panties in a twist when one of theirs gets some hurt feelings. How sweet of Obummer to call that poor delicate girl to brighten her day. Luckily, conservative women don't need such a call. They are made of tougher stuff. They can dish it right back. Maybe our Metrosexual POTUS can go hunting with Sarah Palin someday and she can make a man of him. NOT.

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