Song Parodies -> "Call Me (The Telemarketer Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

"Call Me (The Telemarketer Song)"

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The Lyrics

Here's a song about my latest pet peeve.

Call Me (The Telemarketer Song)

When I get home from the office
Kick my shoes off, watch my Regis
Then I check my voice mail system
Messages from damn phone leeches

Called me
Four telemarketers
Called me
I really hate that they
Call me
Call me all hours of the day

Offers to increase my credit
Or to refinance my mortgage
Charitable contributions
Only wish I could afford it

Call me
Maybe it's late but they
Call me
I get irate when they
Call me
Call me when I'm in the shower

It so upsets me
What really gets me:
How'd I end up on their list?

Then their persistence
Ups my resistance
And I get so f#@%ing pissed!

(raucous kazoo solo, autoharp and ukulele backup)

Call me
I'm indisposed when they
Call me
Wearing no clothes when they
Call me
And like a fool I pick up.....

I'll ignore solicitations--
There's no service they can render--
Change my address, phone and email,
Credit history, name and gender

Call me
Maybe next week when you
Call me
I'll be a freak but just
Call me
I'll be here waxing my chest....

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

�Bob Gomez 2003 What part of "no" don't they understand?

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neminem - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment

One of the best parodies I've heard. Only comment I have is, you really ought to add telephone beeps to the annoying instrumental.

norman k - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Does your state have a "Do Not Call" list? Some states do, and if yours does, put your name on it! It does work to a large extent.

Tim Hall - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job!

Lilja Carson - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Very Clever and well done. I found this site while looking for the original words ( and singer) for the Chris Montez song, "Call Me" and I had a good laugh at the parody lyrics.

Adagio - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Hehe...look at this web site..aol://4344:3167.dbtele.21084333.747846895 "Barry turns tables on telemarketers"

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