Let's go see a sucker whose name's Ashton Kutcher,
Who gets laid in every dang scene,
If you seek perfection, well here's a suggestion,
Just wait till' this flop's on TV,
The plot line's so queer,
There's females and beer,
But this catchphrase comes from a scene.

Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
A motto that's famours from "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
A motto that's gone very far.
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
That movie is corny and it's full of bull,
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
I knew that those idiots were dull.

It's so idiotic, I think Danny's psychotic,
He must have had some boched up dream,
If you seek perfection, well here's my suggestion
Well there's something dumb on the screen
The plot line's so queer,
There's females and beer,
But this catchphrase comes from a scene.

Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
Seann William Scott's dumb, even Len knows that one.
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
With dumb, mindless, unthinkable plot.

Money from the tickets surpassed their low budget
By four million dollars or so.
The motto gets stupid,
Like old meat is putrid,
I think that this movie should go.
Even though they try, it's the worst of our lives
I just think that this movie blows.
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
That pathetic line,
It's said time after time,
It's clearly the best of the bunch

Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
A movie to crack on at last has been found
Dude, Sweet!
Dude, Sweet!
The line that's unoriginal,
Said by guys who are feeble,
With that moronic-dumb sound.