Song Parodies -> "Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang"

Original Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Original Performer:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Any day now Starbucks is sure to release the Chai Tea phenomenon that will sweep the market, I am simply offering them a jingle to get them started. ;-)

[late 20's urban professional]
What's that frothy stuff you're drinking?

[mid-40's executive]
A specialty drink, new at Starbucks!

[mid-20's college drop out]
What'd they name it?

They call it tai tea, chai chi, chai tea, tai chi, crikey, why me, messy, slimy,
Tai Chi Chai Tea,
Strange slang
Bang thang!
Tai Chi Chai Tea,
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang

Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi slang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Can you drink the Chai Tea Bang Thang?
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We'll get two!
And, then
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We'll drink you!

Park car, have to visit Star
Bucks we'll be spending to no end
Strange slang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Our first non-mocha blend
Strange tang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Our last non-mocha blend

Tai Chi Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Oh you frothy Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We'll get two!
And, then
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We'll drink you!

Park car, have to visit Star
Bucks we'll be spending to no end
Strange slang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Our first non-mocha blend
Strange tang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Our last non-mocha blend

You're frothy with lots of head
I'd rather have milk instead
Two parts liquid, one part lead, they say
No more sleeping on the job
No more drooling like a slob
What kind of hope could we relay

This Tai Chi great Chai Tea
Slimy, grimy, strange tang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Promote you!
Tastes gritty, not pretty
Pretty gritty, strange tang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We'll sell you!

A pity, this ditty, nothing on it's par
Oh, so what if the truth we bend
Strange slang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
We want to see you spend
Strange tang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Commercial's near the end.....(hold)
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang
Our new featured Tai Chi Chai Tea blend

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MasonR - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Wonderful! I'm gonna celebrate this parody by having a Chai Tea after doing some Tai Chi! 555!

John Barry - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Clever wordplay. 5s

Rick C - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I wouldn't wanna try singing this one after a couple of scotches! Well done, Tim...555

Tim Mayfield - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks MasonR, John Barry and Rick C.
I wouldn't want to try to sing it at anytime. It's a massive tongue twister!

Adagio - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Just mention Chai Tea and I'm there. I think Starbucks around here already offers it. Good tongue twister. 5's

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