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Song Parodies -> "Cat Freak"
Original Song Title:
"Half Breed"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Cat Freak"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
My father has a mutt, his name is Rusty
Bear, my mother's pooch, has never met me
And my cat Spot has never met my mom
'Cause she don't wanna travel from her Indiana home
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
I never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
Some places only the cats were friendly to me
The humans were too obsessed with their bigotry
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
I left a dog-town for the city lights
Outside my apartment the cats roam at night
Life since I moved here is better for me
I am sure that my dear Spot would agree
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
Bear, my mother's pooch, has never met me
And my cat Spot has never met my mom
'Cause she don't wanna travel from her Indiana home
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
I never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
Some places only the cats were friendly to me
The humans were too obsessed with their bigotry
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
I left a dog-town for the city lights
Outside my apartment the cats roam at night
Life since I moved here is better for me
I am sure that my dear Spot would agree
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
Cat-freak, that's all I'll ever be
Cat-freak, they are them and I am me
Cat-freak, from a dog-heavy family
Both sides thought I was strange from the day I was born
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Michael - Katsa very good parody, I tink...I thought it was all 5's, and that's what I clicked. I am partial to cats although it's been many a year since I actually had one. I used to just wait until my brother got in a situation where he couldn't keep one and then I'd take care of it for him 'til he got resettled. He's not around anymore so...no cats for me, either.
i come from a family of cat freaks so I know where you are coming from. Cats are nice to look at nice to cuddle, nice to pet and nice to smell and listen to.
Good job cat-freak! There are many of us. I didn't discover cats until later in life, had no idea what I was missing. My wife and I have 6 now, all rescues. Here's something that you or someone out there may find useful: Is your cat about 10-12 yrs old, eating like a horse (or not much at all) and losing weight, and behaving kinda jumpy? Your cat may be hyperthyroid, whereby its thyroid gland has developed (usually benign) tumors that can dramatically increase the amount of a substance called T4 which influences breathing, heart rate, blood pressure, the metabolism in general. This is VERY serious, but can be successfully treated 98% of the time with Iodine 131. (Do a search on feline hyperthyroidism, "radiocat" is one of many good sites.) Just got one of ours back 2 wks ago and he's doing fine again.
I'll remember that for future ref, but Spot turned 1 earlier this month, he's slender and only eats when he's hungry. -- MM
I like most any animal. I have two cats, one indoor and one outdoor and two Border Collies. Great write Michael. I really liked this one.
MM, I bet you would not appreciate our parody "Refridge that Kitty" then...? ;-) Seriously tho', both Pippin and I are cat people.
One man in fido7.pvt.cat.club has some tens of cats and kittens in his flat. And it is just a flat, not a special room
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