I can hardly wait. The most politically astute couple ever to rule the executive branch. Together, they will bring the world together by diplomacy and appropriate force, forge alliances, unite the disparate special interest and victim groups of America, and institute enough reform to preserve competitive and innovative capitalism -- and democracy -- against the evil billionaire class. Together, they know geopolitics and economics more than any other pair in the world. Bernie in charge of the Department of Disallowing the Next New Thing That Alienates Us From Each Other and the Beauty of Nature. A Supreme Court in the manner of William O. Douglas , Louis Brandeis, and Felix Frankfurter. Happy Days Are Here Again! Expert communication with the public. Reducing the Republicans to utter irrelevancy. Then bring on Chelsea!

Al's senile, so here's a real summation of Billary: scandals galore, taking credit for policies the world or Congress created, Bill committed adultery in the Oval Office (he had high approval ratings when he left? OK, by that logic elect Bill Cosby!), Hillary worst Secretary of State ever, Benghazi blunder, email conspiracy, voted 99.9% of Obama policies which has left America a discredited debtor nation, and a snide b*tch who has to use the gender card to appeal to women but cries foul when under attack by Trump! Gee, imagine her like this with Putin, Jong Un, et al. Hillary elected is just a third term for Obama at which time America will collapse under 24 Trillion in debt with no hope of securing our southern border, allowing criminal illegals to gain citizenship, more bad Obamacare, no Keystone Pipeline, a looming fight with Russia over a No-fly Zone (Gee, that led to Gulf War 2 last time) in Syria, allowing ISIS to infiltrate us through Syrian refugee acceptance, and only a raise to $12/hr which is still not a living wage! Oh, and four years of new scandals and blunders. We can't afford another Clinton as much as we could not afford another Bush. You can't turn back the clock folks. Let's just move ahead and face reality with a Conservative candidate. Hillary and her supporters live in Fantasy Land. Now take your meds Al and get back into your nursing home bed. It'll be over soon.

FEEL THE BERN!!!

Senile!? I'll come to Sacramento and kick your muh fuh ass. Bush the draft dodger led by way of the padded crotch in his flight suit in Mission Accomplished. He buried the English Language. He caused American faces to be burned off in a phony war in Iraq. He presided over the worst Depression in 70 years. He violated international law and torture, thereby discrediting the U.S. He lost the popular vote in 2000 and got his job through Poppy's lawyers. Meanwhile Hillary and the Obama Administration were being obstructed by the traitorous Repubs who are now going the way of the Know Nothing Party. Benghazi was a show trial by Repubs who could never get out of their minds the sight of pickaninnies running around the White House. GOP stalwarts have long been known for their sexual peccadilloes and racial hatred. Nelson Rockefeller died trying to screw an intern. Trump? He fulfills your most ardent dreams of Armageddon and blonde hair. The rest of your field is pitiful pygmies. Good riddance.

By all means Al come up to Sac. You can be buried here. Hillary Clinton survey: one word to describe her? Number one undisputed answer- LIAR!!! She lied to the American families of the Benghazi dead by claiming video knowing that it was a terrorist attack as told to foreign nationals and her own family! She and her husband constantly in scandals. Bill Clinton a proven adulterer who lied as well, "I did not have sex with that woman! " Well, the c-m stained blue dress proves otherwise. Btw, he bought it. A total sicko. Slick Willy was a scumbag and the REP Congress got things done as well as those nice folks in Oslo. All Bill did was take photo opportunities! Hillary is an Obama puppet and with her nothing new. More Big Govt and debt. She'll make a weak CIC and another sh-t POTUS. She is already whining about Trump attacks! The "I'm a strong woman, but... he's being mean to me!' Get her the f-ck off-stage. The fact that she has to run to her husband for help proves she's not qualified to lead. We don't need 4 more years of Obamanation under a woman. Go change your Depends Al. Thanks for again trying to blame everything on GWB. Accountability means nothing to DEMs. Obama has added $11 Trillion to the debt, threatened to default, has no credibility overseas with Allies and foes alike, and has taken the most vacation time of any sitting President. He's a loser and so is Hillary and her voting record backing up that idol that she now has to distance herself from.

Bob, you're brave- 555 for the parody ;-)

Good luck with that Al Nobody. Your bluster does not impress. Basically, you are a Clinton apologist. If Hillary wins we'll all be damned... Uh, conDEMned ;-)

^ agreed Rob of course they're trying to play up the sexism angle to get Hillary in the white house just as they played the race card for Obama it seems the dems don't really have much to fall back on eh? that being said 5's for this parody because it was well-written and good writing is good writing even if you don't necessarily agree with it!

Thanks, Al, Rob, Revo, and Jonathan for your comments. I dedicate this song to the Ones Guy, who is the only person I can trust to read all of my songs. And I invite all of you to join me at Hillary's inauguration. You'll find me at the twerking contest. I'll be dressed as a transgender woman in a hijab. Peace out, Happy New Year, and may all good things come to you and yours.

Hey Bob, don't sweat political 1 bombings as the site is divided and it is a common occurrence. I get hit all the time. Ironically, I defended Bill Clinton's name today, so did not get hit by DEM bombers. I apologize for the Al thing, but he crossed the line into personal attack. I stayed on-topic within the parody but reported Al. When you threaten someone that's crossing the line. I kinda laughed because you don't threaten anyone who is weapons certified. Al thinks I am a cripple. No, just disabled. Doesn't affect firearms or edged weaponry. I run into Greatest Generation Vets all the time and correct them. All they do is curse but don't do anything otherwise. I am far from a little man. I'm a big guy with an attitude, but am friendly as long as people respect me. I don't provoke anyone and bottom line Al... parody remarks are basically just opinions even with cites which vary. Get a grip. Happy New Year.

I accept your apology. In doing so, I reviewed the correspondence. The very first comment was from me, and it contained nothing personal or threatening. You then proceeded, under a pseudonym, which you did not deny, to call me "senile," to advise me to "take your meds Al and get back into your nursing home bed," and to "change your Depends Al." That's a personal attack. I prefer to let it stand, rather than report it.

C'mon, Liar! Hot Hind Rally!

Anagram for Hillary Rodham Clinton. Signifies nothing.

Rob, if you can also leap tall buildings in a single bound, you're our guy!

Harm Arndt In Chilly Loo?

More anagrams: Al Silver= ill Raves. Headhunter= The Unheard ;-)

Rob Arndt=Born? Drat!

Iron Al, Homy Arndt: Chill!