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Song Parodies -> "Turd, Turd, Turd"
Original Song Title:
"Turn, Turn, Turn"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Byrds
Parody Song Title:
"Turd, Turd, Turd"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
TURD, TURD, TURD
I have a mutt-(turd,turd,turd)
For no damn reason-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
It's time for the food, then time to run
A time to scratch, then time to poo
A time to dig, a time to bark
A time to sleep, right on my shoe
I have a hound-(turd,turd,turd)
With all the fleas-on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time to go walk, a time to go sniff
To hump on a tree, and catch a mole
A time to gnaw at some bones, a time to pull my arm with tether
I have a curse-(turd,turd,turd)
Everything pees-on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time of fur, a time of drool
A time of vets, vacuum the car
A time to post that face, to post another pic on Facebook
I have a dunce (turd,turd,turd)
Don't know what he's on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time to sleep, a time to nap
More time to snore, it's all an act
Open a can, jumps off the floor
Just wants to eat, I swear it's what he's for
I have a mutt-(turd,turd,turd)
For no damn reason-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
It's time for the food, then time to run
A time to scratch, then time to poo
A time to dig, a time to bark
A time to sleep, right on my shoe
I have a hound-(turd,turd,turd)
With all the fleas-on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time to go walk, a time to go sniff
To hump on a tree, and catch a mole
A time to gnaw at some bones, a time to pull my arm with tether
I have a curse-(turd,turd,turd)
Everything pees-on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time of fur, a time of drool
A time of vets, vacuum the car
A time to post that face, to post another pic on Facebook
I have a dunce (turd,turd,turd)
Don't know what he's on-(turd,turd,turd)
Wastes my time, with no purpose, my dog Kevin
A time to sleep, a time to nap
More time to snore, it's all an act
Open a can, jumps off the floor
Just wants to eat, I swear it's what he's for
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Well done Rick. This is a more refreshing song than the crap that Joseph (spamlord) Little has been posting here.
Always nice to see you here, Rick. (And, plus, setting an example for a newbie)
Yes, please keep it up. Dogs are only mortal like we are so they too make dirty. But they are such good companions - you can't live with them and you can't live without them.
Nice doggie.
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