I made a sandwich that had
Jelly beans and pickles, I'm glad
A sandwich I made that's mighty fine
I'm really having a good time
You know my life was weird, people, don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round

Where do I work? Let me see...
At a nasal decongestant factory!
I had a strange recurring dream
Where I'd danced in a vat of sour cream
You know my life was weird, guys, don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round

I do work in tater tot farms
It's like an arms race without the arms
I'm living with my hamster pal
In a sewer, but my name wasn't Al
You know my life was weird, boys, don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round

27 things to do
Doing something weird and new
Can't keep in touch with hygenists
That have spatula tattoos on their arms, that really is
You know my life was weird, dude, don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round
Weird, eh? Don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round
Weird, huh? Don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round
Weird stuff, don't get frown
But you can go 'head and gather 'round