Song Parodies -> "Act Crabbily"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

"Act Crabbily"

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The Lyrics

she's gonna push me when she's moody
she's gonna get a big scar, baitin' me
can't figure out why this dame is always cranky
but all she wants to do is...act crabbily

well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
that woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well

well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily

she'll ache a bit, because her man wants no baloney
beggin' her to take it easy, please
don't want no part of all her steady cursin'
but all she wants to do is..act crabbily

well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
this woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well
well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily

cause all she wants to do is...act crabbily

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John Barry - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Gotta be the first "crabbily" title. Nice one.

Michael Pacholek - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

The legend lives on of the girls with a crown, and it sometimes is easy to mock it. From experience, let me tell you, my friends, there is one sure cure, and it is chocolate! Oh, by the way, I really liked this one.

Yoidy - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice, 555. Obviously, she's got a case of the crabs. Give her some crabicide foam and she'll be eternally grateful.

Ann hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Yeah thats right alvin. I'm just kidding.

Dylan Baranski - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Wait, I thought that Moskau was the cure.

Meriadoc - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Maybe she's a Cancer.... ;-)

alvin rhodes - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks john michael yoidy ann dylan and merry

AFW - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Sounds like my first wife...

2Eagle - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

She's a Cancer with a bad moon rising. The Beatles recorded the original song on their album Help!.

Stuart McArthur - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

well, you can't touch her because she'll just scurry away sideways - nicely done alvin - 555

Michael E Cormier - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment

Good work, Alvin, but let me ask you. How many of my ex girlfriends did you actually talk to for this parody? The similarities are kinda creepy. lol 555

alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks AFW 2eagle stuart and michael

Tim Hall - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Yes, Meriadoc. My mother in-law is a Cancer, too!

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