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Song Parodies -> "Abalone"
Original Song Title:
"Abilene"
Original Performer:
Buck Owens
Parody Song Title:
"Abalone"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
Abalone by Jeffrey "Dr Chordate" Moran
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
Slimy mollusk, sweet gastropod. Rather eat you than squid or cod.
Clinging tight to a sublittoral stone. Abalone, my abalone.
A row of holes in your convex shell for venting water from feathery gills
And releasing the eggs and sperm you’ve grown. Oh, abalone, my abalone.
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
Mother-or-pearl, herbivorous snail. Lovelier than a baleen whale.
Irridescent nacre zone. Abalone, my abalone.
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
Slimy mollusk, sweet gastropod. Rather eat you than squid or cod.
Clinging tight to a sublittoral stone. Abalone, my abalone.
A row of holes in your convex shell for venting water from feathery gills
And releasing the eggs and sperm you’ve grown. Oh, abalone, my abalone.
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
Mother-or-pearl, herbivorous snail. Lovelier than a baleen whale.
Irridescent nacre zone. Abalone, my abalone.
Abalone, abalone. Tastiest seafood I’ve ever known.
Salt and pepper, a drop of Dijon on abalone, my abalone.
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