I've...got...a...
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
A red hot instant message
Aimed at me
I got a smokin' mouse
And my keyboard fingers fail..
Oh, it looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

When I met her in that chat room
She seemed meek as a lamb
Wasn't long before that meekness
Switched to Wham!
She said, "Let's get lofty,
I'm a private female..
Now, it looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

I've...got...a....
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
Just where to touch
She keeps on tellin' me..
I'm typin' with my left hand
Hope she's eighteen, or it's jail
Wow! It looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

Every night I jump on line
And drop the room lights to dim
There ain't no way that she's a him
If my wife should wake up
I'd be one sorry male..
Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail..

I've...got...a
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
Her red hot instant message
Reddens me
I got a smokin' mouse
And my keyboard fingers fail
Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail..

Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail