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He is so proud of his shiny Dodge Viper
He is a dervish as speedy could be
Leaves a dust cloud as he’s driving so hyper
He’s disavowed self from reality...

Fast, flash car... hid the secret that he bore:

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So to score needed good ride-display
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So a chick-magnet he drove ev’ryday...

Cried out for... stick about three inches more

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He wears cool shades and he drives a Ferrari
Oh such a wanker, of that, be assured
As everyday he guns engines, so loudly
He’s just a prat, but his car’s nice, for sure

Un-called for, tools around, 'cus tool’s unsure

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
Spent galore - auto-phallactic craze
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
So for his hangup, we’ve jaunty displays

Two three four... inches, yes, he needs, and more

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Now he has changed to a gold Maseratti
And he thunders that marque into view
'Cus in this way, he knows all the girl’s hearties
(In his head) beat for him, yes they do !

Pe-dal floored... listen to that engine roar

He had an itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
Was ashamed and it caused him dismay
An itsy bitsy eenie teenie almost microscopic weenie
If any shorter, would just fade away

Said to doc “I need to stretch it,
And then stretch it still some more”
Operation successful...
Now he’s driving an Accord !