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Song Parodies -> "Icky Yucky Sticky Crappy Seriously Pooey Nappy"
Original Song Title:
"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"
Original Performer:
Brian Hyland
Parody Song Title:
"Icky Yucky Sticky Crappy Seriously Pooey Nappy"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
To anyone with a sense of deja vu: yes, I have resubmitted this, 'cause I forgot to enable comments.
I almost feel I ought to submit this as a parody to "Sexist racist classist ageist homophobic ignoramus", given that that's the song I've been listening to recently...
I almost feel I ought to submit this as a parody to "Sexist racist classist ageist homophobic ignoramus", given that that's the song I've been listening to recently...
I'm so ashamed what I said 'bout your daughter
If our friendship ends, that's how it goes
When I said something I didn't ought ta
'Cause the smell that assaulted my nose
2-3-4
Tell the people what she wore
She wore an
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
So eye-watering, I couldn't see
An icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Like a chemical WMD
I have nothing at all against babies
I've even had some of my own
But that smell was like brimstone from Hades
Makes me thankful that mine now have grown
2-3-4
Please don't close the patio door
Because that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
It's so fetid I hardly can breathe
So change that yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
If you don't, sorry, I'll have to leave
Then you asked me if *I'd* change that nappy
And I thought "What ridiculous cheek"
And I tried, though I was not too happy
'Cause she hadn't been changed for a week
2-3-4
Hold your nose and don't say "phooar"
Take off that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue
2-3-4
D'Oh! She's crawling round the floor
Without her
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue
Take the effluent and nappy
Tie it in a bag somehow
Then the bag gets sent to landfill
And the smell is gone.. for now
(sniff, sniff) Aaah..
If our friendship ends, that's how it goes
When I said something I didn't ought ta
'Cause the smell that assaulted my nose
2-3-4
Tell the people what she wore
She wore an
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
So eye-watering, I couldn't see
An icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Like a chemical WMD
I have nothing at all against babies
I've even had some of my own
But that smell was like brimstone from Hades
Makes me thankful that mine now have grown
2-3-4
Please don't close the patio door
Because that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
It's so fetid I hardly can breathe
So change that yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
If you don't, sorry, I'll have to leave
Then you asked me if *I'd* change that nappy
And I thought "What ridiculous cheek"
And I tried, though I was not too happy
'Cause she hadn't been changed for a week
2-3-4
Hold your nose and don't say "phooar"
Take off that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue
2-3-4
D'Oh! She's crawling round the floor
Without her
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue
Take the effluent and nappy
Tie it in a bag somehow
Then the bag gets sent to landfill
And the smell is gone.. for now
(sniff, sniff) Aaah..
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Glad you did resubmit, PA. I wanted to add a 5 to each of those "2-3-4"s :-)
And now I think I'll go resubmit for the same reason one of the first few parodies I submitted here.
And now I think I'll go resubmit for the same reason one of the first few parodies I submitted here.
The version I d/l had a different set of verses and choruses, but I've find that to be the case with other classics earlier, and I guess it's to be expected occasionally with stuff from the 50s and 60s so I won't care about it, and I hope others won't either. 555.
I have never heard of a diaper being called a nappy. Must be that language barrier between the Brits and the Yanks up and about again. I also resubmitted one today so now I don't feel so guilty for doing so. I was had by a bad lyrics version and another of your countrymen pointed out the flaw two days ago. Your parody really stinks, Phil - but then I guess that was the entire point. Funny + Stinky = Funky. And you funked this up quite well. Good one Phil.
gave ya fives yesterday and fives today...funny twist on the OS...quite the mental imagery
You're still the master, Phil.
Very realistic and funny !
fantastic title and some hilarious lines as always Phil - loved the babies/hades couplet - 555
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