"We must get these drunks out of here," said the woman to her spouse
"They're trashing our whole place now; one barfed on my blouse"
One of them just broke my blinds, then laughed out with great mirth
Another one insulted me by pointing out my girth

"Honey, don't get excited," the husband finally spoke
"I know most of these fellows here; they're not really bad blokes"
The wife and I, we've been through this; right now her mood's not great
So let's not talk about this now, 'cause she's one pissed off mate

All around the toilet bowl drunkards sprayed their p*ss
When they are in that drunken state it's certain they will miss

Outside in the front yard my car-pool mate blew chunks
Police cars were approaching, they may arrest these lunks