Oh We Said To Ronald Reagan, We Are The World Son
Ron Says, Kids, You Must Think U.S.A.
We Say Yes, Ron Says What
We Say We Can Love Who We Want Ron, But
The Next Time You See Me Comin' You Better Sing
Well Ron Said, What Do You Want To Do?
We Said Talk About 1985

Well Bill Cosby He Had A Funny Show
Huxtable Family They Wouldn't Give Them No Foes
We Asked Poor Coach Where I Can Go
Coach Said There's Only One Place I Know
Sam Malone Relief Pitcher Hasn't Made A Run
Old Coach Died Not By The Hands Of A Gun
That's TV Thursday Nights Back In 1985

Well Madonna Said To Michael Jackson
I Got 5 #1 Billboard Hits And Blue Note Songs
And A Thousand Question Answered Wrong
Do You Know Where I Can Sing Those Songs
And Michael Jackson Said Let Me Think For A Moment
Girl
And He Said Yes I'll Sing A Song Now
Is Just The Songs Of 1985

Now The 5th Year Of The Decade
Like The 1st Year That Things Were Different
The Show Different Strokes Is Too Different
He Said Come Here To ABC Cause NBC Has New Shows
Let Me Tell Your Mother This Has Been Done
But The Father Was With The Two Black Kids
And That Was The Failed TV Show Of 1985

Now The New Newlywed Game Was Coming On
It Was Trying A New Logo Two Circles
We Found Bob Eubanks Who Hosted Too Much Of It
He Said I'll Never Host It Again If It's Canceld
But Yes I Can I Think It Would Be Nice
We'll Just Let The Couples Eat The Rice
The Game Show Of 1985