MP's I'm feelin' your pain
When asked to define "woman" again
Everybody knows he's only swapped his clothes
But lately I've seen some Adam's apples go
Yet we must call them girls

She looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she walks just like a woman
But she's never been a little girl

Dorothy, she's her friend
Yes, I believe I'll see her like again
Nobody has to guess the "lady"(?) in the dress
She don't wanna feel like she's like all the rest
But her shop, well, it's 'Always' been, without wings

She looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, & she talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she walks just like a woman
But she's never been a little girl

Though Dame Edna wasn't first
Cissie & Ada, but the worst
By so far & clear
Are your modern day quirks
But what's worse is your righteousness
I could not care less

& it's clear that I just don't fit
Yes, I believe you'd have the likes of me quit
But if you meet again, an MP on the bench
Please don't let on that you saw him when
At the weekends, when his name is "Shirl"

When he looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, he does, & he talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, he does, & he walks just like a woman
But he's never been a little girl