Song Parodies -> "Some of Life's Little Questions Answered"

Original Song Title:

"Blowin' In The Wind"

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"Some of Life's Little Questions Answered"

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The Lyrics

How many roads can a man drive down
Before I admit I'm lost?
And how many pleas must my poor Jenny yell
Before she shows me who's boss?
Tell me how many times will she shout "Turn left here!"
Before I'll wish I was sauced?
The road thing, my friends, is always more than ten
My black eye's the answer from my Jen

How many skirts can a man look up
Before he sees more than thigh?
Tell me how many leers can one man sneak
Before he has one more black eye?
And how long 'till his breath peels the paint off the walls
'Till he knows his mouthwash has died?
My face looks, my friends, like ZORRO™ once again
The breath thing? I'm sleepin' in a tent...

So how many beers before mountin' a piss?
It's four, but that's just for me
Tell me how many Gere's before Gerbils insist
That they are allowed to run free?
Well now how many tries 'fore the gerbil is pissed
And knows this wheel doesn't spin?
The gerbil, my friend? there's no need to pretend...
The gerbil's just stuck there in the end

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alvin - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment

well, answers all MY questions

John Barry - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Mine too.

AFW - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment

My answer is 555

Adagio - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment

That was light-hearted and funny...lol 5's

Phil Alexander - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment

I notice you didn't answer the question in the first couple of lines of the second verse... could that be 'cause the research simply hasn't been done? I think not ;-)

Dee Range - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Alvin, John Barry, AFW. and Adagio: Many thinks for the kind words, and sorry you are being punished by "Shakespeare" (check out the thread for "I won't Kiss @ss"...the Aggie has a new "Tribute" written to him that is hysterical:

"SHAKESPEARE": ( formerly know as the 'unknown parodist'...and I use the term 'parodist very loosely here...thank you for the ones hehehe. When you pick on a lovely , poetic soul such as Adagio, who was such a help to me when my sister was dying of cancer, you deserve all the abuse coming your way. Your snide and hypocritical abuse of others on this site should be directed solely at me...I can handle worms like you.

Dee Range - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Phil, the Zorro line was supposed to signify the answer for both. I looked up another skirt, and got punched out, giving me two black eyes....hence the ZORRO look. Thanks:-) Yes, the research goes on !

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