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Song Parodies -> "Glowin' In Your Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Glowin' In Your Hand"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
How many loans 'til I get that gown
'Splorin' this mind called a pan?
How many "C"s can I get for a wail
Abhor mind's a seepin' wasteland?
Yes, 'n' how many times must I always ask "why"?
Done for, I should take a stand.
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
Yes, for too many years must I go and persist.
My books I've washed to the sea.
Well, 'n' how many times should I go and resist
Before I'm allowed to be free?
I wonder how many crimes can these people spread,
And pretend they just don't see?
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
Guess it's too many times for a chin held up,
Pretending to see the light.
Well now, they don't have ears to hang their hat.
And they won't hear people..and why?
I wonder to what depths will they sink, a new low
Do they know that people have tried?
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
'Splorin' this mind called a pan?
How many "C"s can I get for a wail
Abhor mind's a seepin' wasteland?
Yes, 'n' how many times must I always ask "why"?
Done for, I should take a stand.
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
Yes, for too many years must I go and persist.
My books I've washed to the sea.
Well, 'n' how many times should I go and resist
Before I'm allowed to be free?
I wonder how many crimes can these people spread,
And pretend they just don't see?
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
Guess it's too many times for a chin held up,
Pretending to see the light.
Well now, they don't have ears to hang their hat.
And they won't hear people..and why?
I wonder to what depths will they sink, a new low
Do they know that people have tried?
The answer I lend is glowin' in your hand,
The answer is glowin' in your hand.
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hmmm...not sure why someone else voted this kind of low...I thought it was superb. Really nice imagery 5's ~ ~ ~
three 5's here. Is the 111 voter stupid, jealous or both?
Why? Because said voter is a moron.
Thanks Paul, Carol and Ones Hater. I guess there always has to be somebody to spoil things. (talking about whoever voted low). You all make up for it with appreciation...thanks. : )
nobody voted 111 you whiners
Spoiler, get a life, then get a lobotomy. Adagio, nicely done! 555
you scratch spots in my mind ...and i thank you for it...5s
my opinion was pacing=4 howfunny=1 overallrating=3 but you dont want opinions just complements so its awesome!!! 555!!!
Rick C: Why in that order?
Thanks Rick C., alvin and Michael. Spoiler, I don't think anybody on this site wants ONLY complements, although if a parody is liked a compliment is very nice. In YOUR case, I would just like to know why you voted like that. If you vote anonymously, it is taken as meaness only.
or maybe the person doesnt want to hrut your feelngs by saying something mean but they wanted to vote honestly.
Virtually no song that's been posted on this site has been truly deserving of all ones. We all know that certain individuals votes the straight 1s ticket or close to it either because: 1. Their alleged moral sensibilities are offended by a given song 2. They've got in in for certain authors 3. They're envious of the talent they so obviously lack 4. They're morons Or some combination of the above.
I have no idea what this songs about, so I'm reserving my vote.
Literal meaning is overrated. Another oblique and effervescent parody from the lady Adagio. 555
Thanks all!!
Mako, the parody was just supposed to enable you to get what you want from it.
I've glown to like your style. Well done. I voted trip-nickle earlier but forgot to post a comment.
"Adagio Appreciator", that was really sweet of you to say. : )
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