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Song Parodies -> "Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove"
Original Song Title:
"Roses Are Red, My Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Nose wiped on my wet glove,
Blew, blew, blew, blew. . . .
A long-shnoz rhinal blow,
On grab-mucation day,
My finger was a hook
To snare some game.
CHORUS:
Nose wiped on my wet glove,
Violently blew.
Boogers are sweet, I love
Them—think I'll have a few.
I ate 'em with some drool
"Eeww! You're a pig, said Kay.
I handed her a boog';
She ran away.
CHORUS
My finger went astray
And found some foreign goo.
It was a wetter schmear
Than I'm accustomed to.
CHORUS
"Is that some spittle swirled
From your mouth to your shoe?
It was an errant flight—
Straight down it flew."
CHORUS
Blew, blew, blew, blew. . . .
A long-shnoz rhinal blow,
On grab-mucation day,
My finger was a hook
To snare some game.
CHORUS:
Nose wiped on my wet glove,
Violently blew.
Boogers are sweet, I love
Them—think I'll have a few.
I ate 'em with some drool
"Eeww! You're a pig, said Kay.
I handed her a boog';
She ran away.
CHORUS
My finger went astray
And found some foreign goo.
It was a wetter schmear
Than I'm accustomed to.
CHORUS
"Is that some spittle swirled
From your mouth to your shoe?
It was an errant flight—
Straight down it flew."
CHORUS
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This was very amucousing...and not hard to finger out...5's
Yanks, AFW.
Best booger cuisine parody I've ever read... ;-D
Heading the TMI list for today is "my finger was a hook" - eeewwww! - funny idea, John - 555
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