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Song Parodies -> "His Nose Is Red (Grandma's Revenge)"
Original Song Title:
"Roses Are Red (My Love)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"His Nose Is Red (Grandma's Revenge)"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Would you trust someone with a red nose to guide anything tonight? Not all grandmothers get run over by reindeer. Some fight back. This is how Rudolph got such a shiny nose.
(His nose is red, Rudolph, doo-doo-da-doo...)
A long, long time ago
Gene Autry sang a song.
That reindeer wonders how
things went all wrong.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
but this tale is cuckoo.
(Tale is cuckoo.)
One year when Santa came
he flew too low, and then
Grandma could see the sleigh.
A punch she'll send.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
but what did Grandma do?
(What did she do?)
Grandma, she copped a plea.
Got coal inside her sock.
Small price to pay when she
cleaned Rudolph's clock.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Menorahs glow, but then
Rudolph is not a Jew.
(Oy vey, not Jew!)
Little old ladies now
know this tale is so true.
Now they'll defend themselves
when sleighs come through.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
But now... he feels... like poo.
(His nose is red!)
A long, long time ago
Gene Autry sang a song.
That reindeer wonders how
things went all wrong.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
but this tale is cuckoo.
(Tale is cuckoo.)
One year when Santa came
he flew too low, and then
Grandma could see the sleigh.
A punch she'll send.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
but what did Grandma do?
(What did she do?)
Grandma, she copped a plea.
Got coal inside her sock.
Small price to pay when she
cleaned Rudolph's clock.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Menorahs glow, but then
Rudolph is not a Jew.
(Oy vey, not Jew!)
Little old ladies now
know this tale is so true.
Now they'll defend themselves
when sleighs come through.
His nose is red, it glows.
His mood is blue.
Christmas is sweet, he knows
But now... he feels... like poo.
(His nose is red!)
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