See the brood how big it's grown
But, Fans, it hasn't been too long
Since life life was lame
I dumped Jen and made her sad
Took her money, made her mad
Then Angie came.

Then Angie swept me off my feet
Didn't care how indiscreet
We got hooked up
We flew to Na - mib - i -ay
Romped around in Walvis Bay
I ( slide whistle ) her up.

Sand dunes, lizards and red ants
Were so conducive to romance
So overcome
She surprised me with a bun
In her oven - number one
There were more to come.

Late at night when I'd walk in
Coming home to no din-din
I would know
Her attention was an object
Poring oer her latest project
At the studio.

But, Angie, it's over
Although it was hot
It's time you moved over
And best be forgot.

She rode off in my limousine
To pay a visit to the Queen
In my Lear jet
Where she acquired her royal status
Thought she was aristocrat - us
Wanna bet?

Unbeknownst that I was home
She was talking on the 'phone
On the sly.
Then it was in the early spring
At Oscar time with all the bling
She said "bye bye".

But, Angie, it's finished
You wanted out
Our love has diminished
What's your beef about?

One day while I was sitting home
Smoking weed and all alone
Her lawyers came
She got the kids, I got the "bird".
There was friction and harsh words
So they claimed.

Now my home's an empty bed
Where Angie loved and Angie bred
'Till love love got stale
Now the sun shines on Los Feliz
Her new manse and other fellas
While I regale.

Now see the brood how big it's grown
I'm glad Angie's on her own
So what the hey?
I dumped Jen - she was un-Friend-ly
I'm movin' upward without An' J'lie
Ridin' high sans the big A
On top o' the world without Angie
But-
We'll always have Na - mib - I - ay!