Road trip to Vegas
Sin City jumps off the map
Show girls outrageous
shoot a few when e'er you feel like craps


If you roll snake-eyes
don't count on going bust
Fun keeps the stakes high
With a friend on a bender in Vegas


You can play hard without playing a card
Catching strippers catch Striesand's show!
Later you joined, by a babe in a joint
And your drunk like a bum on skid row



The sheets are smokin'
You're mounting a lucky streak
No words are spoken
Then the dame's voice sounds strange as she starts to speak
Like a man wearing make-up?



Drag Queens in Vegas
Miss Kitty's, shaving her back
Who needs Joan Rivers
Here's Johnny! doin' her stand up act



Buffets and boxing
The strip has plenty of punch
Go hear Rupaul sing
On a gender bender night in Vegas


You can find luck without loosing a buck
Winning even in Steven's dumps
You'll be amazed, by the opulent space
That's the place of the great Donald Trump!



Big shots competing
They're both too jealous to speak!
They send their greetings
Take a trip to the strip you'll find unique
When you come visit Las Vegas!
Won't you come visit Las Vegas!