Was created in a lab, late one night
When a bat met up with the wrong swine
Some conspiracy bullcrap began to rise
And somebody would soon realize

(He wore the mask)
He wore the COVID mask
(The COVID mask)
It was the best in class
(He wore the mask)
Trump thought it was half-assed
(He wore the mask)
He wore the COVID mask

From the laboratory in the Chinese east
To the first-world country where the orange one tweets
The Karens came from their humble abodes
To free their mouths, uncover their nose

(They need the mask)
They need the COVID mask
(The COVID mask)
They are a pain in ass
(They need the mask)
They'll catch on or they're grass
(They need the mask)
They need the COVID mask

The Repubs were having fun, their party had come undone
The list included Herman, Donald Trump and his son
The creep was mockin', news was making the rounds
Rudy's unchained, backed by that Borat clown
The super spreaders were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The KellyAnne Five

(But where's the mask?)
But where's the COVID mask?
(The COVID mask)
The sitch was grave real fast
(They nixed the masks)
It caught on in a flash
(But where's your mask?)
But where's your COVID mask?

Out of breath, coughin', Don's voice croaked weak
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He sat on the balc and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my right-wing media twist?"

(Just wear a mask)
Just wear a COVID mask
(The COVID mask)
Or you'll be graveyard smashed
(We'll kick your ass)
If you don't wear a mask
(Why should I ask?)
Just wear a COVID mask

Now everything's closed, masks are now in demand
And the COVID mask's making Karens all mad
Slowing the spreading, this mask was meant to
When you get to my door, tell them Biden sent you

(So wear a mask)
Just wear a COVID mask
(The COVID mask)
And do what Fauci asked
(It's just a mask)
Fits like pants on your ass
(Put on a mask)
Is that too much to ask?

[Trump:]
Mask bad!

[Dr. Anthony Fauci:]
Easy, Donald, you impetuous---

[Trump:]
Mask bad! Grrr!