I bought some from the store
They were too small for sure…
As they made my butt cheeks sore

My quest for baby fun…
Is a problem for my hon
She says I’ve lost my mind
She’s about to kick my ‘hind

I just like to wear a nappy
She’s so mad I do this with my life

I gurgled, “Goo ga goo”
Then came her rage because she knew…
My diaper was full with poo

Coz the kick made me lose control
Gave me a mucky hole
Called me a scaredy-cat
Reckons I’m an effin’ twat

She made me feel so unhappy
Said I’m mad to do this with my life

Mental, maybe…yeah, yeah

Regression’s alright for me
Infantilism dreams
It’s unfair…baby, it’s unfair you’re mad at me
Guess it’s too weird for you
All I ever want to do is be a baby…be a baby

***** *****

You don’t dig my adult nappy
It’s too bad you blame me for your strife

You can be so very snappy
You can be so, so very snappy, baby
I’m not glad I took…you as my wife

Mmm, don’t wanna hump you, girl
Even though you’re my wife
Don’t wanna hump you
I want to so wear a nappy
An’ I wanna hear my wife “coochie coo”
Dump you, baby…dump you, baby
Dump you, baby…dump you, girl