He can kill with his bile
He can wound with his tongue
And he can ruin a thread when he sprays it with dung
And he stays on all day to take pot-shots at tree
He hides it with smiles but he's always a Divvie to me

He can lead you to hate
He can make you detest him
You can ask the police
If they'll come and arrest him
But he'll make all his slurs behind his false ID
He claims to be brave but he's always a Divvie to me

Oh - he looks out for himself
He can wait if he wants
Just to coat you with slime
Oh - and he never gives up
And he never gives in
He just breaks into whine

And he'll promise to change
To be more sympathetic
Then he'll nastily troll you
And call you pathetic
And he'll bring out the best and the worst you can be
Throw it back in his face, 'cause he's always a Divvie to me

Oh - he looks out for himself
He can wait if he wants
Just to coat you with slime
Oh - and he never gives up
And he never gives in
He just breaks into whine

He pretends to be kind
Then he's suddenly cruel
And he won't come and meet you
He's nobody's fool
No, he can't be extracted
From behind his PC
And the most he can do
Is throw insults at you
'cause he's always a Divvie to me