(Instead of planes, the sounds of tanks rolling by are heard in the background)

Rolled into Keiv with tanks, A.S.A.P.
Odesa was flattend right
Looking to revive the old "C.C.C.P."
Man, am I ready to fight

To bring back the U.S.S.R.
And, you know, that I'll be its czar, boys!
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Belarus is helping out; we knew they would
We will welcome them back home
Moldova should be invaded next, we should
Not leave republics alone

I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
The hammer and sickle and star, boys!
Bring back the U.S...
Bring back the U.S...
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Well, the Ukraine is easily knocked out
The West is left behind
And next Armenia will scream and shout
And Georgia's still on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

(guitar solo mix with the Russian/Soviet National Anthem {same music})

Hey, I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
Have a Polonium cigar, scum!
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Well, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan
Then, next, Azerbaijan
Those NATO punks can do naught but stand
As, piece by piece, I bring back the glorious Soviet Union!

Oh, let's go down to Kazakhstan with guns unpacked
Borat's gonna join us, too
Tell it to the Baltic states that we'll be back
If the U.S. comes, they're screwed!

I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
(If) You don't want a "nu-cu-lear waar", boys,...
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

(Woo ooo ooos outro, ending with a nuclear blast in the background)