I’m happy to assist you;
I just can’t resist you.
I see that there’s heaps of beef stew.
Would you like some satay?
There is chocolate parfait.
I will give all my luncheon to you

Would you care for some chicken?
It’s good, finger-lickin’.
There’s oatmeal, but it looks like goo.
Take your time; stop and gaze;
pretty soon you will graze.
’cause I’ll give all my luncheon to you.

All my luncheon, I will give to you.
All my luncheon—it’s at no cost, too.

I’s happy to assist you.
I couldn’t resist you.
And now you are eating beef stew.
I’ll be back right away;
I must go back and pay.
But I bail on the lunch tab that’s due.

All that luncheon, I fear, is on you.
After luncheon, dish-washing is due.